“Our Chávez, who art in Heaven, on earth, in the sea and in us, the delegates. Hallowed be Thy name. Thy legacy come to us to take to the people … give us today your light so that it guides us all days and lead us not into the temptation of capitalism, deliver us from evil, oligarchy and the crime of smuggling, for centuries of centuries. Amen.” It’s not a joke. It’s María Estrella Uribe’s version of The Lord’s Prayer, paying homage to the deceased Venezuela’s controversial political leader. I wonder how long it will take before our President, so close to Maduro and his policies, will slightly modify this version, starting with: “Our Néstor …” Anything goes.